Na prechode pre chodcov, drti tramvaj dochodcov. Babicko ma mila, kam si sa stratila? Tamto vidim palicu, nohy nemas pod ricu! Starenko ma milena, nemas ani kolena? Tamto vidim rukavice, hadzes ruky cez ulice? Tam su boty, tam je sal vela ludi opodial. Babka, babka si ty cune, obsrala si kardan umne! Od hovna su magnetky, hukaju tu sanitky. Zachranari, biele plaste, prisiel doktor Skarabus, nedalo uz nic robit, konstatoval exius!
Heh: "You have not really visited Bratislava until you have traveled by a public bus, trolleybus or tram."
"Because the prices and conditions are changing relatively often, it is always good to check them on the unofficial site for public urban transport in Bratislava, www.imhd.sk. This is also the place to find the best connection at any time of the day between two places in the Slovak capital city."
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